Beach Slapped

Weight-loss secrets

I have decided to lose whole bunches of weight.

Be it the stresses of parenthood, never exercising, or being a beta tester for Red Robin, I have gotten to be the quite the porker of late. Or, in my wife’s words, “You’ve clearly given up on how you look.”

For the record, this was not true. I had merely given up on caring how other people thought I looked. Which, alas, I came to find logically included my wife. (Awkward silences are always worse in the car when there’s nowhere to run.)

For the complete article see the 02-06-2013 issue.

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